As anybody who's tuned into any media has already heard, Eliot Spitzer is apparently under investigation for crimes related to a prostitution ring. I have not been an ardent supporter of the governor, but this news is truly disappointing. Spitzer seemed like the perfect person to restore New York State to greatness, or at least an image of greatness (which is pretty much the same thing in modern America, right?). Now we all know that he has feet of clay and a brain of mush.